he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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