No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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