I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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