WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
She announced her abortion via fbk
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
