What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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