i think my tv is drunk
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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