because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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