i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
This girl is more easily done than said...
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Randomize
