Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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