Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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