yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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