Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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