im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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