Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize
