whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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