38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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