The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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