I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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