I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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