Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I am one with the molecules
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
