no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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