end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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