After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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