I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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