He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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