She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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