did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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