Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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