I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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