I'm lost and stupid without you.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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