Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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