She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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