He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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