I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
