Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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