I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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