Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I would ride that face into the sunset
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize
