This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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