Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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