Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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