The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
