it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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