We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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