Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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