Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
