I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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