Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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