found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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