So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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