so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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